My neighbor drank so much gravy on a Thanksgiving Day dare that he choked to death.
He went from the ladle to the grave.
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
Did you know Def Leppard's drummer makes the best Thanksgiving guest?
He only ever needs one drumstick.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
A guy ate only metal bars for thanksgiving
He was gratefull