"I'm reading a book." Answered the surprised woman. Couldn't he see that, she thought.
"I'm afraid this is a no fishing area." The officer notified her.
"I'm sorry officer but I'm not fishing, I'm clearly reading."
"Yes but you can start at any second, you have all the right equipment. I'm going to have to take you to the station and fill out a complaint."
"OK, but if you do that I will have to give my own complaint about you sexually assaulting me!"
"But.." splattered the surprised office, "I never touched you!"
"Yes that's true," Replied the woman, "but you can start at any second, you have all the equipment..."