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Jack, 92, and Gill, 89, living in Nelson, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a chemist shop and Jack suggests they go in.old couple

Jack addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "I am."

Jack: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

Jack: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds"

Jack: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jack: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jack: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

Jack: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's 

Pharmacist: "Absolutely.. why-"

Jack: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "yea, but why-"

Jack: "Adult incontinence pants?"

Pharmacist: "Sure. But WHY?"

 "We'd like to use this store for our wedding registry."

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