I wanted to do some research on organs in biology, but I had no WiFi and couldn't find the information I wanted.
I wound up using cellular.
Two days ago, I named my Wifi to "Hack it if you can".
Yesterday it was changed to "Challenge accepted".
Why do microwaves always mess up WiFi...
...when every one I've tried creates hotspots?
My kid asked why I named our WiFi "ship"?
But that's how everything syncs.
Did you hear about the new Wifi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
German Wi-Fi is the WURST.
Are you WiFi?
Because I can feel the connection between us.
Used to never be able to use the WiFi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
Now I have a stable connection.
What did the WiFi router say when it was unplugged?
"Tell my wifi love her
A few punny Wifi names you can use:
Wi-Fight the Inevitable
Chance the Router
The LAN Before Time
Silence of the LAN
I Believe Wi Can Fi
The Password is...
Click Here to Download
Get off my LAN
Router? I Hardly Knew Her
Definitely Not Wifi
I didn't know WiFi stood for Wireless Fidelity.
I guess I just didn't get the connection.
My Wifi password is "writtenontherouter"
And I let all my guests walk to the router and let them unsuccessfully try to use the initial password until I tell them it's literally "writtenontherouter".
Did you hear about the Wi-Fi wedding?
The ceremony was awful, but the reception was great!
Free Wifi!
Why? Was Mr. Wifi wrongfully accused or something?
Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?
It's cutting-edge technology.
'what's the Wifi password?'
'Its for security'
'Haha, yes, I know that. But what's the password?'.
'No, it's 'forsecurity'. All one word, lower case.'.
I hate it when planes don't have free WiFi.
It drives me bored air line crazy.
An American guy visits a friend in Scotland.
When he arrives at his friend's house, he asks "Can I use your Wifi?"
The friend looks a bit perplexed, but then he smiles and says, "Sure ye can, she's up th' stairs."
I love complimentary WiFi.
It makes me feel good about myself.
My wife asked: "What's our WiFi?"
I said: It's an internet connection that works wirelessly through something called a modem. Why?"
She hasn't spoken to me all week.
I imagine eventually there will be a day when we have a WiFi hotspot on Mt. Everest.
Only then will we reach peak internet.
I asked the bartender for the WiFi password but he told me to buy a drink first. So I ordered a Moscow Mule and asked him again. He handed me a card with the password. It said:
"Buy a drink first" ... no spaces, all lowercase."
I now pronounce you husband and wifi
You may kiss the bride goodbye.
What do Russians call a bad WiFi connection?
Inter-NIET
A router and a modem got married.
They were pronounced husbandwidth and Wifi.
I was conned into believing that my hotel room in Moscow had free Wifi.
I remember the ad saying: Internyet.
Some guy asked dad for the WiFi code.
Shrugging his shoulders and giving a sympathetic look, he responded: I can't figure her out either.
I visited a coffee shop where the Wifi password was wedonthavewifi.
It was a very frustrating conversation with the cashier.
I was waiting at the hotel's lobby when the WiFi was disconnecting from time to time.
I really hated that reception.
Trying to teach my dad how to put WiFi on his tablet
Me: You just have to go to settings!
Dad: This is just making me upsettings!
On the spot no hesitation! Gotta love him!
The rancher's Wifi wasn't working so he moved the router to the barn...
Now he has a stable connection
"Dad, my computer can't find the Wifi printer anymore... I renamed it to Bob Marley, same password."
"Why Bob Marley?" - he asked.
"Because its always jammin"