Are you the splash-and-dash? Because you've got my heart beating.
Girl, are you a swimming cap? Because you’re always on my head.
If you were a boat I would keep you in a garage.
Did they over chlorinate the pool today or is it you making my head spin?
Baby, are you a lane rope? Because I want to lay on you all day long.
Nice life preservers.
You should go in the water, cuz you're so hot you're on fire!
Are you the flags in a 200 back swim? Because I’ve been looking for you forever.
If you were a fishing fly you'd be 'irresistible'.
Nice beach balls, can I play?
Hey girl, you make my heart flutter kick.
Are you the black line at the bottom of the pool? Cause I can’t tear my eyes away from you.
Are you the end of practice? Because you’re always on my mind.
Driftin with an attractor like you, baby, is always 'drag free'.
You'd make for some real smooth sailing
Hey girl, I'd swim across the ocean just to see you smile.
You must be a flip turn because I’m head over heels for you.
Are you a sprint set? Because you get my heart racing.
Permission to board?
Have you ever been fishing before? I think we should hook up!
I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran my boat into yours. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
Now get out there and pick-up your boat race sweetie!
The pool water isn’t very hot but you sure are.
I'm not a very good swimmer, do you have any lifeguard experience?
Do you prefer stiff or limp fishing rods?
Be a winner, date a swimmer!
Baby, are you a slippery pool deck? Because I’m falling for you.
My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Would you like to get a drink later with their money?
I perform best when I’m wet.
People tell me I have a good breaststroke, but I'd say I'm a pretty good swimmer too.
Call me the pace clock, cause you sure can count on me.
Baby, you've bought yourself a cruise on the Love Boat. I'll be your captain.
You make my heart slip 'n slide.
You brighten up my day just like the anti-fog spray for my goggles.
I’m like the smell of chlorine – I’ll never leave you.
You really flipturn me on.
Are you the end of the pool? Because baby, I’d do anything to reach you.
Are you a break stroker? Because you make my knees weak.
I normally fish for trout but I'll make and exception for you.
Girl, you give me the butterflies.
Hey girl, these swimming pool lane lines can't keep us apart.
Is this a catch and release fishing session? Because I don't want to let you go.
You know I'm da man you been wading for.
You hear that? The ocean wants you to join me for a drink.
Are you a brand new racing suit? Because you make me forget how to breathe.
You’re like a pair of goggles; without you, everything’s a blur.
You should date a swimmer because no matter how tired we are, we never stop halfway.
You can shiver my timbers anytime.
Have you ever driven a boat? Try to park it on my dock.
You’re just like the black line at the bottom of the pool– I’d be lost without you.