Gallery Jokes

Cosmetics Puns

I recently opened a building with an exhibition of dermatological skin cases.
It’s a real gallery of the fine warts.

Art Puns

I went to an art gallery and noticed that all the info was also available in braille.
Nice touch.

Why did the artist get into a heated argument with the gallery curator? He just wasn't in the right frame of mind.

The leech, who is good at drawing blood, applied for a job in an art gallery.

It's weird being colorblind in an art gallery. Everything's a pigment of the imagination.

One Liners and Short Jokes

At an art gallery, a woman and her ten-year-old son were having a tough time choosing between one of my paintings and another artist's work.
They finally went with mine.
"I guess you decided you prefer an autumn scene to a floral," I said.
"No," said the boy. "Your painting's wider, so it'll cover more holes in our wall."