Why should you be cautious of a Finnish submarine captain?
He’ll sink ye.
What do you get when you cross a Tambourine with a Submarine?
The Salvation Navy
Why did the submarines feelings get hurt?
Because they keep calling it a dipship
I joined the French Submarine Corps to learn how to deal with the loss of a loved one.
They taught me periscoping techniques.
The navy is now taking dogs along on their submarines
They're subwoofers
I was midway between the bow and the stern of my 120 foot yacht when suddenly I was surrounded by submarines that just surfaced...
I was amidship man.
What do you call a dog in a submarine?
A subwoofer.
How is the submarine doing at school?
It's below c-level
BREAKING: The United States, after mistaking it for an Iranian submarine, has struck a utility submarine with an underwater torpedo that was en route to displace the shipping carrier blocking the Suez Canal, killing all 169 aboard
whoops wrong sub
BREAKING NEWS: Vietnam accidentally sank its own submarine killing all 350 on board
Whoops, wrong sub.
Have you heard about Amazon’s plan to make intercontinental shipments using electric submarine drones?
They’re projecting a large increase in e-fish-in-sea.
What color are military submarines?
Deep navy
A car company tried to make a submarine, but it kept surfacing too quickley
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
How do you impregnate a submarine?
Fill it with seamen.
What do you call a perfect submarine?
Sub-optimal.
How advanced are the inner workings of a submarine?
It goes very deep
There are more planes under the oceans than there are submarines up in the skies. Let that sink in...
How do you sink a submarine full of fools?
You knock on the door.
Why is it so expensive to run a submarine?
It's the depth charges.
I'm gonna quit my job on a submarine
I'm under a lot of pressure
I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic
He was a subdued sub dude.
There are more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in the sky
This much is plane to sea
The librarian's office was on the A level. I asked for a book about submarines.
She told me to look below C level.
I saw a documentary today about a submarine that recycles 87% of its garbage.
But I believe this sub's doing even better!
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
It really took a dive...
I got fired from my job as a submarine pilot.
I just don't get it. My performance reviews always said my work was sub-standard.
Do you know why the U.S. Navy always keeps at least two canaries on board each of their submarines?
Because everyone knows that if you have a big sub you also need a good set of tweeters.
Why did the submarine driver lose his job
Old, racist tweets resurfaced
My kid’s toy submarine was having trouble staying under water...
I hope this will not surface again
Bro, are you a submarine?
Because you're so gnar.
We all have a submarine in our heads but we're not supposed to think about it. It's all sub-conscious.
Why couldn’t the submarine commander get to the surface after joining Reddit?
He couldn’t get any up-boats
I tried to make a wooden submarine.
It didn't go down so well.