Star Puns

If you've gotten here, you're already a superstar with a great sense of humor. So without further a-do, here's our star puns collection!

Star Puns

What do you call two celebrities who get into a gun fight?
One is a shooting star, and the other is a falling star.
What various kinds of fishes live in space? Starfish.
Why did the police arrest the star? That’s becuase it was a shooting star.
Is that the Dog star? You can’t be Sirius!
What all kinds of stars wear the sunglasses? The movie stars.
What do you think the boy star told the girl star? I really glow for you.
What ingredient is essential when baking a Star Wars cake?
Bicarbonate of Yoda
A space fish is usually called starfish.