Why are we only concerned about snowmen not snowwomen?
Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
Do you smell carrots?
Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?
Because he liked cool music.
What do you call an Eskimo cow?
An Eskimoo!
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?
Brrrr – itos.
What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?
Snow and Tell.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frost bite.
What do you call a snowman with a six pack?
An abdominal snowman.
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
A Puddle.
What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?
A snowball!
What can you catch in the winter with your eyes closed?
A cold.
What do you call a slow skier?
A slopepoke!
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Polaroids!
How do you know if there’s a snowman in your bed?
You wake up wet!
What do Snowmen call their offspring?
Chill-dren.
What do you call a snowman on rollerblades?
A snowmobile.
What is it called when a snowman has a temper tantrum?
A meltdown!
What sort of cakes do snowmen like?
The ones with thick icing!