What did the mushroom say after the car accident? Help I’m a truffle!
Have you ever heard of mushroom cars? Well, they have an interesting sound which goes line shroom shroom!
Why do toadstools grow so close to each other? They do not need mushroom to grow.
What are the best mushrooms to have with a jacket potato? Button mushrooms!
At the party, the vegetarian girl won’t eat the mushrooms, reason being, somebody told her that they were oyster mushrooms.
How do you get into the mush-room? Ring the porta-bella.
My father cooked us mushrooms. Later he asked "Having fun guys"?
Why won’t the mushroom buy a couch? - He prefers toadstools.
I was at a bar and heard a band playing a Queen cover. I asked them what the name of their band was. They are called the Champignons my friend.
If your imagination hits peak high and you combine a toadstool and a suitcase, you won’t have mushroom for your vacation clothes.
We all know that rooms are just empty spaces, and no one can even dream of making a delicacy out of them. The only room is the mushroom.
In the mushroom bus, one mushroom said to the other, "Please scoot over, there is not mush room."
How did the mushroom end up on a vacation abroad? It was just a spore of the moment decision!
What type of car did the mushroom drive by in? A spores car.
What did the teacher say when he sent the naughty student out of the (mush)room? - You’re in big truffle young man!
You can virtually stay in any room. The only one you can’t is the mush-room because it is reserved for fungi.
What do you call a giant mushroom? Hu-fungus.
Why is it impossible to have a balanced conversation with a female mushroom? - Because shiitake too much!
What type of room do you eat? A mush room.
When Mr. Mushroom saw Miss Mushroom, he didn’t hesitate to ask her out on a date because he had she was such a fungi-rl.
There are lots of funny jokes about mushrooms that can give you stitches. However, you need to be patient enough because they need time to grow on you.
A team of mushrooms was playing basketball against a team of cabbages. The mushrooms won. Everyone cheered for the champignons.
I was not allowed to do my stand up act at the mushroom comedy show. I guess I am not a fungi.
A mycologist is the most ethical type of scientist. They follow morels closely.