Nurse, can I have a little sugar to help the medicine go down?
Me without you is like the Easter egg hunt without the Easter Eggs.
My foot isn't the only part of me that's lucky!
I could never Passover you.
If you think I’m hot now, wait until you see what I turn into at midnight.
Thanksgiving is over… Want to watch Christmas movies and chill?
Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
Pardon me for drooling, but without my jaw, I can't help myself.
Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Do you know how to hop? Because your body is in top form.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
Easter? I hardly even knew her.
Hey, Are you made of candy? Because you look sooo sweet!
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
If you were a jack-o'-lantern, I'd totally light your candle.
That skeleton over there wanted to ask you for your number, but, unlike me, he didn’t have the guts
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
You’re what I’m most thankful for this year.
You're a good egg.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
You're not just some bunny... you're my bunny.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I’m a handsome prince and my sword is no trick.
I hear this house is haunted… we better stick together.
Even the Chocolate factory doesn't make candy as sweet as you.
My entire family keeps asking why I’m still single. Want to help me change that?
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Are you teh Easter Bunny? Because you’ve spent the entire day hopping around in my head.
Baby, you're a firework.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!
Hey Cinderella, must be time I took you home. It’s nearly midnight!
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
You’re the gravy to my turkey.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?