“Namastay 6 feet away.” – Unknown
“I tried yoga once but took off for the mall halfway through class, as I had a sudden craving for a soft pretzel and world peace.” – Terri Guillemets
“I think yoga should be for everyone, not just the folks who change their name to something Hindu.” — Tara Stiles
I rang up a yoga instructor and asked which class I should take. She said, “How flexible are you?” I said, “I can’t do Tuesdays.” – Unknown
“I’ve got 99 problems and I’m gonna go to yoga and solve about 53 of them.” -Unknown
“I do yoga so that I can stay flexible enough to kick my own arse if necessary.” — Betsy Cañas Garmon
“Smiling is mouth yoga.” — Thich Nhat Hanh
“I only go to yoga to drink wine, so I’m good. I just throw the calories right back in.” – Kaley Cuoco
“I do an hour’s yoga and go running everyday. Then I see a picture of myself and I still look like a skinny, pot bellied idiot — and I thought I had turned into this superhunk!” — Chris Martin
“How to get a yoga body: 1. Have a body 2. Do yoga.” – Unknown
“If you think I’m funny now, you should see me when I miss Yoga.” — Anonymous
“Sorry for what I said before I yoga-ed.” – Unknown
“Somedays you eat salad and go do Yoga. Somedays you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. This is called balance.” — Unknown
"Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time."
– Sadhguru
“Today’s good mood is sponsored by yoga.” – Unknown
“You are one yoga class away from a good mood.” – Unknown
“I think there should be holy war against yoga classes.” — Werner Herzog
“The only yoga stretch I've perfected is the yawn.”
- Grant Tucker.
All my friends complaint about not feeling good, and are freaking out about their lives, and I’m just like, “There’s Yoga pose for that!” — Unknown
“Yoga instructor just emailed to say class is moved and thanks for our flexibility.” – Unknown
“A day without yoga is like a sundae without sprinkles” — Emma Mildon
"Calming the mind is yoga. Not just standing on the head."
- Swami Satchidananda
"Is taco yoga a thing yet? Someone get on that."
- Chisty Lowe
“Yoga is not about tightening your ass. It’s about getting your head out of it.” — Eric Paskel
“I’ve always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs.” — Katya Zamolodchikova
“Yoga class helps me calm down from the agonizing stress of trying to get to yoga class on time.” — Unknown
“A photographer gets people to pose for him. A yoga instructor gets people to pose for themselves.” — Terri Guillemets
“I do Yoga to relieve stress… Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants.” — Anonymous
“I talked to a wild group last night. I knew it the minute someone yelled ‘Louder!’ during the silent meditation. – Robert Orben”
“Yoga is 99% waste removal” — T.K.V Desikachar
"One meditator to another: Are you not thinking what I’m not thinking?" – Unknown
“If you fall, I’ll be there. Love, Your Mat” -Unknown
“I'm not napping this is savasana.”
- Berndt Vogel
“Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.” — Anonymous
"It's funny when people think 'yoga people' are supposed to be calm. No. We're all here because we're nuts." — Unknown
“I got chucked out of yoga class after misinterpreting Half-Moon Pose.” – Unknown
“Three things that never lie: Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants.” – Unknown
“Yoga pants. Because jeans are stressful and you don’t need that in your life.” -Unknown
“Yoga is too slow.” — Rob Gronkowski
“All kidding aside, if everyone did yoga, we would have world peace.” — Rory Freedman
“Yoga class? I thought you said ‘pour a glass’.” – Unknown
“I do yoga to burn off the crazy” — Anonymous
“I’m actually banned from the Himalayas, because I’m too good at yoga.” – Judah Friedlander
“Let’s face it, I only practice yoga because the classes are always packed with beautiful women.” — Adam Levine
“I like tea and yoga, but I don’t do yoga.” – Moby
“When I’m under stress, I do yoga. It’s when I’m happiest that I have a problem with junk food.” — Britney Spears
"What did the yogi tell the door-to-door salesperson who came to his home selling vacuum cleaners? Too many attachments!"
- Sadhana Yoga
“Thanks to yoga, I now gently stretch to conclusions rather than jumping to them.” – Unknown
“Medidation, because some questions can’t be answered by Google.” — Inner Balance Wear
"You can close your eyes and imagine yourself in a relaxing place. Like on your sofa, not doing yoga."
- Grant Tucke