Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.