I’m trying to teach my son how to put the chain back on his bike but he still can’t seem to do it.
I guess it must be sprocket science.
Every morning when I leave home, a bike comes from somewhere and runs me over. It’s a vicious cycle.
My bike chain got rusted. Then my whole bicycle broke down. It was a chain reaction.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was 2-tired.
If you ride your bike twice a day, is that recycling?
A police officer knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bicycles what rubbish my dog doesn’t even own a bike.
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was too tired..
My race time today was much better than yesterday. I was in a whole different gear.
I avoid bike trails after dark. They are full of cycle paths.
What do you call a murder where the perp runs away on a bicycle?
A drive bike shooting
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was about to put a third set on it, but the old bike didn’t work anymore. which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?
Attire
I banged my bike against the wall today. it was wheelie unfortunate.
What do you call a guy who only rides children's bicycles?
A pedalphile
A silent man walked into a bicycle shop...
He picked up a wheel and spoke.
Mum said I would never be able to make a bicycle out of spaghetti
Well I did, and you should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta
Why did the tricycle not hang out with the bicycles?
It felt like a third wheel
What the motto of a Boy Scout who got a badge for fixing a bicycle horn?
Beep Repaired!
I was selling my bike and an interested buyer asked what’s lowest I’d go.
"About 3 mph," I said, "otherwise I’d tip over."
How does a flower propel a bicycle?
It petals!
While I was riding my bike, there was a big tropical storm. I decided to cyclone.
I heard they’re remaking one of the Lord of the Rings movies, but everyone rides around on bicycles instead of horses.
They’re calling it The Two Tires
Something is Wrong With My Bicycle,
it doesn't Go Straight.
Why didn't the bicycle want to go anywhere?
It was two tired.
My brother has been riding a bicycle since he was 4 years old
Damn he must be very far away by now