Sitting near the fireplace is just like a whole bunch of bees...
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How are air conditioners like humans?
Both get turned on when it's hot.
The secretary left me a message saying humidity will hit 90% today...
She wrote it on a sticky note.
Our landlord knocked on our door today and said that if we didn't pay rent, they'd turn off the heater tomorrow.
It was our last warming.
The sun is just a big space heater.
My friend called and said he was sick of his fireplace exhaust vent...
Sounds like another case of the flue.
I get so mad when the heater is on.
I don't know why, I just lose my cool.
Why is the air conditioner repairman the life of the party?
It’s not cool until he arrives.
I think my heater is sick.
It's hot.