If you ask me if I love you I'll have to plead the 5th. Don't want to incriminate myself.
You read, white, and blew my mind.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
You might not be America’s Most Wanted, but you’re at the top of my Watch List.
You must have been born in Pearl Harbor, because baby you da bomb.
You be Yankee Doodle, I'll be the pony.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
"The pursuit of happiness" means it's cool to hit on you, right?
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
I'm arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you...are excessively fine!
Baby, you're a firework.
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
I have a great relationship with my mother… land.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
I know Benjamin Franklin.
You're by far the prettiest girl here. The 'Liberty bell' of the ball.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
You are more beautiful then all the fireworks tonight.
Baby, I didn't buy any fireworks this year, because you're the only one who lights up my sky.
Yo girl are you the 29th state added to America?
Because Iowanna be with anybody else
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Baby, you remind me of the constitution, because you look like a national treasure.
No taxation without representation! But, there is a kiss tax. Strictly enforced and right on the lips.
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I'd start a revolution for your number.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I'm a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
You're like fireworks: smokin' hot, fun, and radiant.
You might not be America, but I found a whole new world with you.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
If you can tell me the difference between Flag Day and the 4th of July, I will buy you a drink.
Sir William Howe... are you doing?
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.