If you go out with me, I promise I won’t take you for granite.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
Baby, you rock my world!
Lava is red and tsunamis are blue. If I had to choose a case study, I’d choose you.
I love all of your stratified layers!
Sedimentary rock has got nothing on the many layers of your amazing personality.
Hey baby, are you the Earth? Because all things are attracted to you...
Looking at the sediment grain size scale, it looks like you’re finer than silt.
Are you a pile of dinosaur bones? Because I dig you!
Are you a volcano? Because I lava you so much!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but trilobites still exist, right?
You must be a fossil because I would love to date you.
The fact is your refractive index is greater than 2.42. That means you shine brighter than a diamond!
There’s an earthquake in my heart, and you’re the epicenter.
Shouldn’t we be carbon dating right now? Let’s get on with it.
Of all the rocks in the world, I’d pick you.