Are you the Mayflower? Because you have been sailing through my head
No costume? Oh you lucky girl, you don’t need Halloween. You look like an angel every day.
I'm glad there's freedom of religion because I worship you.
Are you a firework?! Because your lighting up my eyes.
Forget about pumpkin, you’re the only cutie pie I need.
Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party?
You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!
I could never Passover you.
Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, here I am!
Are you a ghost? Because you’ve been haunting my dreams.
I came here looking for a little tail.
That’s a nice Witch costume, but you won’t be needing the broom anymore, because you’ve already swept me off my feet.
Hello Boo-tiful.
I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…
I'm using the wishbone to manifest a date with you.
Are you the 4th of July? 'Cause I'm feeling fireworks between us.
The only thing sweeter than pumpkin pie is you, baby!
I just had to come talk with you. Sweetness is my weakness.
You’re just like how I like my potatoes — sweet.
I'm just like an Easter bunny - sweet, but hollow on the inside.
You're a good egg.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?
I like your wart, want to see a few of mine?
I just went to a fireworks shop and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
Hey pumpkin – I bet I can put a smile on your face.
I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?
Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
I use homemade pumpkin spice. Would you like to try some?
Baby, you're a firework.
I've got some wicked feelings brewing for you.
May I ride your broomstick? I lost mine.
I don’t want your candy, what I really want is your number.
Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.
I don't normally put all my eggs in one basket, but I wanna be your number one bunny, honey.
Want to break the wishbone? I’m wishing for a date with you.
Your smile is brighter than the fireworks on the 4th of July.
I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.
I checked the meat thermometer, and you’re officially one hot bird.
Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you.
Til death do us part and then some, dear.
Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly… outside your bedroom window.
They can prohibit my alcohol, you intoxicate me enough.
Baby, you're so sweet, you put Hershey's outta business.
So, what do you turn into at midnight?
I'm on a hunt - for your number.
You're such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.
I don't normally like girls who wear red coats. But, for you I'll make an exception.
Arrrr. Wanna search me for buried treasure?
Your treat or mine?
Hey baby, you’ve captured my eye. Could I have it back?