Not sure what my creatinine clearance is, but I just can't get you out of my system.
Are you a box of BD pen needles? Because you are ultra-fine.
Can I take your temperature? You’re looking hot today.
You must be regulated by the FDA because you treat, cure, and prevent my broken heart.
Baby, I'm like efavirenz. I can decrease your odds of nightmares, but you still may have strong vivid dreams about me — a very common side effect.
I'm like acetaminophen. I'll make sure all your pains go away when we're together.
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
I need an Imodium because I can't hold in my love for you.
Are you a pharmacist? Because I am a patient and I heard you are patient lovers.
All this lidocaine and I still have feelings for you.
Girl, you're so expensive, my insurance is requiring prior authorization before our first date.
Side effects may include infatuation, racing heart, and lowered inhibitions.
Babe, you are the only brand I desire and I want no substitution.
You're like an SSRI. It only makes sense when you are with me.
Propranolol is red, digoxin is blue. My heart skips a beat when I see you.
I think you are suffering from a lack of Vitamin Me.
Can I bother you for an aspirin tablet? Just looking at you from across the room is giving me heart-related pains.
Do you breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
Do you have an inhaler? You took my breath away.
You're so pharma-cute-ical!
Is your name flecainide? Because you just made my heart skip a beat.
Excuse me, I think you dropped something: My jaw.
Is it me or is there an interaction between us?
Girl, you must be norepinephrine because you make my heart race.
You’re so pharma-cute-ical!
Even Pepcid AC can’t stop my heart from burning for you.
Are you an Advil? Cause I'd like to take you every 2-4 hours.
Baby, there ain't no placebo for what I can give you.