If you can’t decide which side to take to Thanksgiving.
Bringing your side piece is guarenteed to cause drama.
What is a mathematician's favorite part of a big Thanksgiving feast?
Pumpkin pi.
At Thanksgiving, my brother tried to carve the turkey with a grapefruit spoon.
He’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
What was Peppa Pig's family doing on Thanksgiving?
They were bacon stuff.
Are you enjoying your sweet potatoes this Thanksgiving?
I know I yam!