Illness Jokes

Computer Puns

Why did the man get so sad his computer had a virus?
It was a terminal illness.

Flight Puns

People who fall sick at the airport possibly end up with terminal illness.

Mole Puns

What illness kept Avogadro in bed for two months?
Mole-onucleosis

Pizza Puns

Did you hear about the Italian chef with the terminal illness?
He pastaway. Now he’s just a pizza history.