Funny News Headlines

Enjoy the funniest news headline one liners, most of which come from real newspapers!

Funny News Headlines

Bodies Needed To Look After Graveyard
Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In Ten Years
Kicking Baby Considered Healthy
Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney From Dad She Hasn't Seen In Years
30 Year Friendship Ends At Alter
Filming in cemetery angers residents - The Evening Standard
“I Thought He Was Going to Kill Me”: One Woman’s Harrowing Misunderstanding of How Haircuts Work
Federal Agents raid gun shop, find weapons
Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder.
Have your home exterminated. Get rid of aunts.
Bodies in garden are a plant says wife
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
Death Causes Loneliness, Feeling Of Isolation
Flat earthers fear 6 feet social distancing could push some people over the edge.
Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk At Noon
Four Battered In Fish And Chip Shop
Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
Man is Fatally Slain.
Deaf mute gets new hearing
Foul Play Suspected In Death Of Man Found Handless, Bound And Hanged
An Australian army vehicle worth $74,000 has gone missing after being painted with camouflage.
Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
Stolen Painting Found By Tree
Shot Off Woman's Leg Helps Nicklaus To 66
Circumcision Now Seen As Pointless.
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing In Killing
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply