Humorous riddles

Two Bats on a Date

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What did the bat say to his date?
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Walnut and Almond

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What did the walnut say as he was proposing to the almond?
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Valentine's Day For Singles

Riddle:

If you greet a couple on Valentine's Day with “Happy Valentines Day,” how would you greet a single person on February 14?
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Octopi in Love

Riddle:

What did the octopus say to his crush on Valentine's day?
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A Small Valentine

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What do you call a rather small Valentine?
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Spider Wedding

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After the wedding, two married spiders drive off on their honeymoon. What do you call the young spider couple?
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A Busy Boat

Riddle:

You see a boat filled with people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is this possible?
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An Emotional Wedding

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How do you know that a wedding is really emotional?
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The Bank Teller and Her Boyfriend

Riddle:

Why did the bank teller break up with her boyfriend?
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Adam and Eve

Riddle:

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
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A Bird Couple

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What does the boy bird call his darling?
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Tick-tock, Bow-wow!

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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
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