Puns

A Tree's Least Favorite Month

Riddle:

What month are trees scared of?
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Little Pumpkins

Riddle:

Who walks little pumpkins across the road to school?
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A Dialogue With the Ocean

Riddle:

What did the ocean say to the ship's captain?
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A Homesick Tree

Riddle:

What does a tree do when it gets homesick?
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A Dogwood Tree

Riddle:

How can you tell a dogwood tree apart from other trees?
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A Fruit Tree

Riddle:

If fruit comes from a fruit tree, where does chicken come from?
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All Bark and No Bite

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I have lots of bark but no bite. What am I?
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Two Bats on a Date

Riddle:

What did the bat say to his date?
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Walnut and Almond

Riddle:

What did the walnut say as he was proposing to the almond?
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Train Valentines

Riddle:

What did one train say to his sweetheart on Valentine's day?
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Octopi in Love

Riddle:

What did the octopus say to his crush on Valentine's day?
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Valentine's Day with the Skunks

Riddle:

Skunks never skip Valentine’s Day, but why?
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Pickle Valentine

Riddle:

How did the pickle confess his love to his valentine?
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Lightbulbs in Love

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What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine's day?
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Romantic Oars

Riddle:

What did one oar say to the other on Valentine's day?
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A Small Valentine

Riddle:

What do you call a rather small Valentine?
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Chocolate Sauce and Ice Cream

Riddle:

What did the chocolate sauce confess to the ice cream?
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The Stamp and the Envelope

Riddle:

What did the envelope say to the stamp on Valentine’s Day?
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The Doctor and the Truck Driver

Riddle:

A truck driver and a doctor fell in love with the same woman. The truck driver had to go on a weekend trip. Before leaving, he gave the woman 2 apples. Why?
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Loving Artichokes

Riddle:

Artichokes are considered to be the most loving vegetable, but why?
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A Lovely Flower

Riddle:

What flower sounds very kissable?
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A Farmer's Love Gesture

Riddle:

What did the farmer give his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
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Spider Wedding

Riddle:

After the wedding, two married spiders drive off on their honeymoon. What do you call the young spider couple?
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A Busy Boat

Riddle:

You see a boat filled with people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is this possible?
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An Emotional Wedding

Riddle:

How do you know that a wedding is really emotional?
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Pastry Chef

Riddle:

Why should you never fall in love with a pastry chef?
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The Bank Teller and Her Boyfriend

Riddle:

Why did the bank teller break up with her boyfriend?
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Adam and Eve

Riddle:

Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
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A Snake Couple

Riddle:

What does a snake couple do as they say goodbye?
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Ocean Romance

Riddle:

What part of the ocean is considered the most romantic?
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