Talking dog

This One Begins with a Phone Call to Dad...

When one dad gets an unexpected call from his son at college, some strange developments accrue...

Joke: I Swear, He Can Talk!

A man and his dog walk into a talent agents office...

Joke: Dad, I Need Money

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

Joke: The Cat Poem!

Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray this cushy life to keep...

Animal Joke: The Cat, the Dog and the Parakeet!

This joke begins with a dog, a parakeet and a cat ascending to heaven.

This Joke Begins With Some Money Trouble...

This joke begins with a college student running into money trouble...

This Joke Starts With a Dean Welcoming Students to College

The Dean of Women at a college welcomes the new freshmen in a lecture. The topic of her discussions soon turns to morality...

This Joke Starts With a College Student Writing to His Dad

A college student writes home to ask for money from his dad. Little did he know that his dad would have a rather curt reply...

How Much is My Bill Again!? (Hilarious Joke)

A woman takes her motionless dog to the vet, only for him to confirm that he is in fact dead. He employs a special method just to make sure...

Desmond and Kurt Are Approached By a Beggar (Funny)

When two college students happen upon a beggar, they decide against giving him money, but their reasoning might not be all that correct...

This Joke Starts With a Young Lady Bringing Her Fiancee Home

After a dinner in which a young lady introduces her fiancee to her parents, her mother instructs her father to go on a fact-finding mission...

Hilarious! This Cat Can't Be Beat!

This joke begins with a very frustrated man and a very smart cat...

Have You Heard This One? The Advanced Vet

This veterinarian has his own way of checking his patients.

Over 100 Hilarious Memes!

Enjoy many categories and over 100 funny and hilarious memes of all kinds.

Joke: Some People Are Just Never Happy in Life!

Sometimes in life, you just can't get it right in the eyes of people. That's why you really shouldn't try to please everyone...

Joke: The Annoying Old Drunk

An old man seems to be asking for it when he keeps annoying a huge guy at the pub...

Joke: The Three Politicians

Three politicians, an American, a Russian, and a Brazilian are socializing together. The conversation turns to how they all made their money...

This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

Joke: The Broke Student and His Brilliant Idea

This dog can not only talk, but also read!

Joke: The Talking Dog and the Bartender

A guy walks into a bar with his dog and says, "I'll have a Scotch and water and my dog would like a whiskey sour."

Joke: A Pig With Nightmares

A pig goes to a doctor and says: "Doctor, I’ve been having these terrible nightmares and I can’t sleep..."

Joke: Joe's Dead Horse

A young man named Joe bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse within the next few days...

Joke: The Three Expensive Monkeys

man goes inside a pet shop and starts to move around the cages to scout the pets...

Joke: The Tricky Questions...

A little boy has some questions for the teacher...

Joke: The Weirdest Tattoo Request (Rude)

This rude joke begins with a man walking into a tattoo parlor with a weird request.

Joke: The Rabbit and His Foxy Thesis

This joke begins with a rabbit meeting a fox while on a stroll...

Joke: The Disturbing Letter

This joke begins with a letter between brothers...

Joke: The Firefighter, the Little Girl and Her Firetruck

This joke begins with a firefighter noticing a little girl with her own fire truck...

Joke: The Smartest or Dumbest Dog Ever?

This joke begins with perhaps the smartest dog ever...

Funny Joke: The Chihuahua Guard Dog!

This joke begins with a husband off to find a good guard dog....

Joke: The Mother, Father and Argument

This joke begins with a family sitting down to eat a holiday meal...

Forgive Me Father, For I Have Sinned (Hilarious Joke)

An Amsterdam man goes to confession because he has something on his mind. He soon begins to talk of his sins to the priest...

Hilarious: There's Something Missing From My Suit, Tailor

A young banker goes to a tailor to get measured for a new suit. When it's ready, he soon realizes that there's something wrong with it...

This Joke Starts With a Man Wanting to Take It With Him

A stingy lawyer simply isn't willing to let go of the money he has earned - even in death. That's why he hatches to plan to prove that you can take it with you.

This Joke Starts With a Guy Getting a Nice Jewish Dog

When a man gets a dog that has the ability to speak, his neighbor is completely stunned. Things begin to get weird very quickly from that point on...

A Guy Manages a Big Fail At a Girl's House (Funny Joke)

A young man is left to his own devices in the living room of a girl's house that he happens to be visiting. He soon lays his eyes on an ash-filled-vase...

Hilarious: Please Lord, Make Me Comfortable Here in Heaven

When a cat dies and goes to Heaven, it makes a special request to God for the hard life it had to endure on Earth. God is only too happy to oblige...

This Joke Begins At a New York Contractor's Funeral

A Staten Island contractor went to meet his maker following a terrible freak accident. Luckily, he left his wife with a sizable inheritance...

Hilarious: The Best of Little Johnny Jokes!

I'm always partial to a good Little Johnny joke, but when there's a collection of them in one place, you know there'll be people falling about laughing...

Hilarious: Why Are All These People Having Relations Outside?

A man is walking along a street when he's startled to find a couples having relations outside a particular house. He knocks on the door to find out what's going on...

Funny Joke: An Uninvited Guest Keeps Coming Over

An old, tired looking dog keeps wandering into the house next door. The owners decide that it's time to investigate...

This Joke Starts With a Blonde Being Sick of Blonde Jokes

This blonde is so fed up of blonde jokes that she decides to change her hair color. Little did she know that she would be exposed just the same...

Have You Heard This One? A Perfect Excuse!

This commander wants an explanation, but what he hears is quite unusual.

Hilarious: Don't Ask Me What That Is Please, Son

When a young boy keeps asking about the thing that's dangling underneath the elephant, things get

Hilarious: The "Apartment" Wasn't to My Liking, Miss!

After a man finishes a night of passion with a prostitute, he tells her he'll mail her the money. Before he does so, however, his guilt takes over...

Mom, You Haven't Got the Terminology Right (Funny Joke)

When a young man comes to pick up Peggy Sue for a date, her mom starts telling him what her daughter likes to do all night long...

Well, That Was an Awkward Family Moment (Rude!)

Curiosity gets the better of this small boy, but the different ways his parents answer his query is hilariously illuminating

Woah, Cowboy! I Think I've Seen Enough! (Rude)

Someone's excited about their new purchase....

An Entire Flight Overheard the Captain's Intentions (Rude)

When an airplane captain accidentally leaves the plane's intercom on, all of his passengers become privy to what he intends to do when he's on the ground again.

Oh My! This Randy Old Couple are at It Again!

If you thought relationship therapy was a complete waste of time, this old couple will probably convince you otherwise.

Joke: The TRUE Nature of Politics Laid Bare (Rude)

If you've always had a suspicion that politics isn't all it's cracked up to be, you are about to meet a boy who will really teach you something...

It's No Wonder the Reporter Was Surprised (Funny Video)

An investigative reporter heads to a farm to get to the bottom of an outbreak of Mad Cow disease. She had no idea what she was in for...

This Old Man Had to Ask For Help Filling the Jar (Funny)

When an old man is asked to supply a semen sample on his next visit to the doctor, things go a little bit awry...

Excuse Me Miss, But Do You Need a Hand There? (Funny)

When a beautiful lady attempts to board a bus, little did she know that her chosen outfit for the day was going to cause a whole load of problems...

Have You Heard This One? It's Only A Few Days, Love

The price for gaining admittance to this church is pretty steep - if you are quick to sin.

A Man Visits a Brothel With Ulterior Motives (Funny)

When a man visits a brothel and asks for the most expensive girl in there on consecutive days, people start to suspect that he's up to something...

Have You Heard This One? When the Husband Is Away...

When the lady of the manor returns home early from a dreary soiree, her requests put the butler in a quite awkward position.

WATCH: The Cheeky Rooster Is Up to His Old Tricks

A farmer is hell-bent on keeping a traveling salesman away from his daughter. To do so, he devises an ingenious way of ensuring they don't liaise...

Hilarious: My Wife Just Won't Leave Me Alone

This attorney has a wife that just doesn't know when to be quiet. Sadly for him, she's on one on a day that he really needs some peace and quiet...

Hilarious Joke! When an Advertising Plan Goes Wrong...

Hilarious joke about culture differences...

Hilarious Joke! Pay Attention in Confession!

This sinner always pays attention to his confessor.

Hilarious: The Headache and the Strange Doctor

This hilarious joke starts with a special machine...

This Joke Starts With An Old Man Using Cold Water to Clean

A great joke about the best way to clean dishes...

Joke: The Jewish Sons

This joke starts with a Jewish son converting...

Joke: Wedding Decisions

A bride and a groom are with a pastor finalizing details for their wedding day. The pastor asks them whether they want a traditional or contemporary wedding...

Joke: Did He Forget Her Birthday?

This is what happens when you don't remember your wife's date of birth!

Joke: The Suspicious Wife

This joke begins with a suspicious wife...

Joke: The Lie-Sniffing Robot

When you've got a robot that dishes out slaps every time someone lies, maybe it's sometimes best not even to know the truth at all!

Joke: The Magic Scales

A woman goes over to a weight machine while waiting for a bus. To her amazement, the machine talks back to her and appears to be able to predict the future...