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The Marrying Kind
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A woman from New York married ten different men from that city, yet she did not break any laws. None of these men died, and she never divorced. How was this possible?
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Married Many, Married None
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He has married many women, but has never been married. Who is he?
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There Was a Man
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There was a man who was born before his father, killed his mother, and married his sister. Yet, there was nothing wrong with what he had done. Why?
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A Wedding Pro
Riddle:
Who marries many times but always remains single?
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The Full Boat
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You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
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A Busy Boat
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You see a boat filled with people, but there isn’t a single person on board. How is this possible?
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Spider Wedding
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After the wedding, two married spiders drive off on their honeymoon. What do you call the young spider couple?
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Of No Use to One
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Of no use to one Yet absolute bliss to two. The small boy gets it for nothing. The young man has to lie for it. The old man has to buy it. The baby’s right, The lover’s privilege, The hypocrite’s mask. To the young girl, faith; To the married woman, hope; To the old maid, charity. What am I?
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The Murderous Family
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One evening there was a murder in a house where there lived a married couple with their 2 children - their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime. The other one helped the murderer. These are the things we know for sure: 1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same gender. 2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same gender. 3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same gender. 4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim. 5. The father was the oldest member of the family. 6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family. Who was the murderer?
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The Cheating Husbands
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In an apartment complex in New York there are one hundred married couples. When one of the husbands cheats on his wife with one of the other wives, his wife has no idea. With the large amount of gossip in the complex, all of the other wives know he is cheating. If a wife finds out that her husband is cheating on her, she kills him the following morning. Someone anonymously sends an email to all of the wives in the building saying that at least 1 man is cheating on his wife in the building. How many husbands will be killed and how long will it take?
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