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You Say, "Hey"...
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You say "hey." I'll eat it. I say "neigh." What am I?
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I Say Everything
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I say everything I hear to others around. I'm not an animal, nor part of the human race. I will, immediately, repeat after you; But only if my tail is in place. What am I?
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Two Identical Twins
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There are two identical twins and one of them always lies and the other always tells the truth. You meet them both and ask one of them what the other would say if you asked him which one of them always lies. What will he say?
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A Dialogue With the Ocean
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What did the ocean say to the ship's captain?
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The Stamp and the Envelope
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What did the envelope say to the stamp on Valentine’s Day?
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If a Chicken
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If a chicken says, "All chickens are liars". Is the chicken telling the truth?
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Romantic Oars
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What did one oar say to the other on Valentine's day?
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Duck and Rooster Fight
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What did the duck say to the rooster as he dared him to a fight?
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Math Book Talk
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What did one math book say to the other math book?
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Meaty Greetings
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What did the turkey say to the ham?
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Baseball Mitt and the Ball
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What did the baseball mitt say to the ball?
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A Snake Couple
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What does a snake couple do as they say goodbye?
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Femur and Patella
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What did the femur say to the patella?
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At the Pet Store
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A young man entered a pet shop in search of a talking parrot. On one of the cages, he saw a sign saying, "This parrot repeats everything it hears." The man bought the parrot and tried to teach it to speak. Yet, he was unsuccessful. The bird didn't say one word in over 2 weeks. So the man decided to return the parrot and accused the shopkeeper of lying. However, the shopkeeper insisted that he was saying the truth... How is this possible?
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Octopi in Love
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What did the octopus say to his crush on Valentine's day?
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The Magnet and Paperclip
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What did the magnet say to the paperclip?
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Two Days in February
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What did February 14 say to February 1?
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So Fragile
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What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it?
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Two Bats on a Date
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What did the bat say to his date?
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Balloons and Cards...
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Balloons and cards, and bears Use this red shape to say That I love you so much Every Valentine's Day. What is it?
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Walnut and Almond
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What did the walnut say as he was proposing to the almond?
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The Duck at the Restaurant
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When the waiter handed him the check at the end of the meal, what did the duck say?
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Train Valentines
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What did one train say to his sweetheart on Valentine's day?
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Lightbulbs in Love
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What did one lightbulb say to the other lightbulb on Valentine's day?
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