"You will understand," he said, "the seal of the confessional, can never be broken. However, I got my first impressions of the parish from the very first confession I heard here. I can only hint vaguely about this, but when I came here twenty-five years ago I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place.
The very first chap who entered my confessional told me how he had stolen a television set, and when stopped by the police, had almost murdered the officer. Furthermore, he told me he had stolen money from his parents, embezzled money from his place of business, had an affair with his boss's wife, taken illegal drugs, and given VD to his cousin.
I was appalled, but as the days went on I came to realize that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of understanding and loving people."
Just as the priest finished his talk, the politician arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and give his talk...
"I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived in this parish," said the politician.
"In fact, I had the honor of being the first one to go to him in confession."
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Mrs Brown Does a Hilarious Strip Tease - for the Vicar!
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How Did This Japanese Woman Teach Her Dog to Whisper?
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These 14 Photos Were Taken Just a Moment Before Disaster
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17 Witty and Funny One-Panel Comics!
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These Images of Pets Returning from the Vet Are Hilarious!
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I Swear Officer, I Was Framed!
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This Prank is Something Quite Magical!
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These Cat Models Are Simply Hilarious!
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some funny sayings with a something for everyone.
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These Funny Photos Show People's Relationship With Food!
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The Signs at This Gas Station Made the Entire World Laugh!
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These Dry-humored Comic Strips Are Utterly Brilliant
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These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
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Want to See Something Funny? This Prank is Hilarious
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15 Vintage Photos That Will Make You Laugh
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The Hilarious Antics of These Birds Will Make You Chuckle
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