Funny riddles

The Bank Teller and Her Boyfriend
Riddle:
Why did the bank teller break up with her boyfriend?
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Adam and Eve
Riddle:
Did Adam and Eve ever have a date?
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A Snake Couple
Riddle:
What does a snake couple do as they say goodbye?
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Ocean Romance
Riddle:
What part of the ocean is considered the most romantic?
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Sculptures in Love
Riddle:
How did the sculpture confess her love?
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Two Ants
Riddle:
What do you call a couple of Italian ants?
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French Chefs
Riddle:
Why did the girl fall in love with the French chef?
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Banana Race
Riddle:
A raven, a monkey, and a squirrel are all racing to the top of a coconut tree. Which animal will get the banana?
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Silkworm Fight
Riddle:
Two silkworms started a fight. How did it end?
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Please Lend Me a Buck!
Riddle:
What animal can lend you a buck?
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An Embarrassed Fish
Riddle:
Why did the fish blush?
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Shaving a Looney Sheep
Riddle:
What happens when you're shaving a looney sheep?
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A Cow in a Tornado
Riddle:
What do you call a cow sucked up by a tornado?
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Strange Pajamas
Riddle:
I always sleep with my shoes on. What am I?
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Cow Spy
Riddle:
What do you call a cow spying on another cow?
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The First Animal in Space
Riddle:
What is the first animal in space?
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Tick-tock, Bow-wow!
Riddle:
What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
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Chased by a Tiger
Riddle:
What steps must you take when you notice a tiger running toward you?
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The Leopard's Plight
Riddle:
Why is it so difficult for the leopard to hide?
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No Can-Opener Needed
Riddle:
What kind of can doesn't need a can-opener?
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Duck and Rooster Fight
Riddle:
What did the duck say to the rooster as he dared him to a fight?
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The Parakeets Riddle
Riddle:
What do you call several identical parakeets sitting at the edge of a roof?
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The Taxi and the Aardvark
Riddle:
What did the aardvark ask the taxi driver?
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A Dog in the Water
Riddle:
Why did the silly dog swim down the rapids?
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A Camel With Three Humps
Riddle:
What do you call a three-humped camel?
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Cow's Cousin
Riddle:
The cow is my cousin. If you see my name, you'll understand why. What am I?
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Don't Play Cards Me
Riddle:
I’m spotty and swift, but I'm no leopard. And no one wants to play cards with me. What am I?
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Coastguard Confusion
Riddle:
There were three men swimming in the sea. When the coastguard called them into the beach, only two of the men had wet hair. Why?
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Pun Intended
Riddle:
A crime was committed in the middle of a forest, which left the police stumped. Who did it?
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Some Fine Detective Work
Riddle:
Two chickens were found dead on the farm. What does the detective suspect?
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