There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.
Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage the wife felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device.
She got very angry.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.
"How could you have been lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
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Hilarious: Come On Ladies, Let's Poke Some Fun!
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Hilarious - The World’s MOST Useless Inventions!
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These translation fails are just ridiculously funny.
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Hilarious: The Truth About Vincent Van Gogh's Family...
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The Most Embarrassing Things to Happen on Camera...
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Enjoy a Hilarious Dose of Animal Pranks!
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You'll Never Guess How THIS Video Ends...
This hilarious short film won countless awards and endless praise.
Whoever Created These Funny Signs Deserves a Pay Raise!
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If you thought English is a clear-cut and tidy language, you better read this.
The Wit of Mark Twain: Quotes that are Amusing and True
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