A Husband and Wife were sitting quietly on the sofa reading when the wife looked over at him and asked the following question...
Wife: "What would you do if I died? would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not? don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."
Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."
Wife: "You would?" (with a hurt look)
Husband: (makes audible groan)
Wife: "Would you live in our house?"
Husband: "Sure, it's a great house."
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you let her drive my car?"
Husband: "Probably, it is almost new."
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
Wife: "Would you give her my jewelry?"
Husband: "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."
Wife: "Would you take her golfing with you?”
Husband: "Yes, those are always good times."
Wife: "Would she use my clubs?”
Husband: "No, she's left-handed."
Long silence.....
Husband: "Damn."
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