There were these 3 guys. Their boss told them to drop something off the top of their building. SO the first guy dropped an apple, The second guy dropped a parrot and the third guy dropped a bomb. The first guy went down and found a little boy crying. He asks "Little boy Little boy whats a matter?" "An apple came down from the sky and hit me in the head." "Oh don't worry it will be alright."
The second guy that dropped a parrot went down and found a little girl crying.
He asks "Little girl Little girl why are you crying?" "A parrot came down from the sky and hit me in the head!" "Oh don't worry it will be alright."
The third guy that dropped a bomb went down and saw a little boy laughing so he asks "Little boy Little boy why are you laughing?"
"I farted and the building behind me blew up!"
