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Joke: Taking Offense


So, a drunk stands up at the end of a bar and yells

"All lawyers are assholes"

Another guy at the other end shouts

"Yo, that's not fair, I resent that remark"

The drunk says

"Oh, so you're a fucking lawyer, huh?"

Second guy responds

"No, I'm an asshole."
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