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Who's the Robber

 
 
Late one night in Washington, D.C., a mugger jumped a well-dressed man and held a gun to his ribs. 

"Give me your money!" he demanded. The man stiffened, but said indignantly, "You can't do this to me - I'm a Congressman!" 

"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
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