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Joke:Time to Live?...

 
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results. 
 
"I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. 
 
"You're dying, and you don't have much time left." 
 
"Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" 
 
"Ten," the doctor says sadly. 
 
"Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" 
 
"Nine... eight..." 
 
 
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