10 hilarious 'doctor, doctor' jokes that will guarantee a lifting of the mood! |
"Doctor, I can't stop thinking I'm actually a dog."
Doctor: "OK, come sit on this couch and lets discuss it."
"But I'm not allowed up on the couch!"
"Doctor, I can't seem to stop my hands from shaking all the time!"
Doctor: "Do you have a drinking problem?"
"I don't think so - I usually spill half of it."
"Doctor, I can't help thinking I'm actually God."
Doctor: "Interesting. When did this begin?"
"Well at first I created the sun and the moon...."
"Doctor, every time I drink coffee I get this pain in my eye..."
Doctor: "May I suggest removing the spoon first?"
"Doctor, are you sure this ointment will treat my spots?"
Doctor: "I try not to make rash promises."
"Doctor, I'm pretty sure I'm actually a frog!"
Doctor: "And what's so terrible about that?"
"I'm afraid I'm going to croak!"
"Doctor, I feel like a pack of used cards."
Doctor: "I'll deal with you later."
"Doctor, my body feels like a needle!"
Doctor: "I see your point."
"Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!"
Doctor: "Pull yourself togerther man!"
Doctor, "I have 59 seconds to live!"
Doctor: "I'll be with you in a minute."
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