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The Best Smart-Ass Answers - Hilarious!


The brilliant answers of a student who unfortunately got 0 on his exam,

although we feel should have gotten 100%.

 
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle
 
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page
 
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid
 
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage
 
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams
 
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner
 
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half
 
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* it will simply become wet
 
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.
 
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..
 
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands
 
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a  wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already  built.
 
Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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