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15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock-knock jokes are both totally lame and utterly hilarious all at the same time. If you enjoyed our first knock-knock joke collection, then I'm sure that the next 15 knock-knock jokes will tickle you just as much. Enjoy these 15 rather silly and funny jokes: 

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Annie.
Annie,who?
Annie one you like!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Gosh, don’t cry - it’s just a knock-knock joke.

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock,
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ya.
Ya who?
Wow. You sure are excited to see me!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows don’t go who, they go moo!

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Cook.
Cook who?
Hey! Who are you calling cuckoo?

 

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!

 

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody want to let me in?

15 Hilarious (and a Little Lame) Knock-Knock Jokes

 

 

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