Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:
"I must tell you my greatest secret."
His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.
"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed.
"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..
...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'
"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are...
"And you know what?"
"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.
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These Driving Fails Will Have You in Fits
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These Cat Tweets Will Give You Plenty to Laugh About!
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As We Age, We Learn Some Hilarious Things...
The older you get, the more you realize what a funny thing life is.
These Hilarious Cartoons Get What Living with Dogs is Like!
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Over 100 Hilarious Memes!
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These Witty Signboards Will Make Certainly You Chuckle
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Classic Comedy: The Most Hilarious Breakfast Ever Made...
This is one of the funniest comedy sketches of all time, in my opinion. Because when it comes to breakfast, timing is everything.
This Rude Prank Will Have You Screaming With Laughter!
When the a gag team sets up a secret love affair between a priest and a couple of nuns, the resulting chaos that ensues will make you scream with laughter!
This is What Happens When Translations Go Wrong...
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
These Punny Illustrations Will Give You a Good Chuckle
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Hilarious: 15 Witty Bar and Restaurant Signs
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Hey Dogs, Are You Gonna Take That From a CAT?
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HILARIOUS: The World’s Absolute Worst Bathroom Designs
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Try to Wrap Your Head Around These 17 Optical Illusions
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This prank video starts with a pan falling from up high...
The Ridiculous Shenanigans of Laurel and Hardy
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These Are the Funniest Signs I've Seen in a While...
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I Can't Stop Laughing at These Bizarre Signs!
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Funny: Best of Paranormal Pranks!
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If You Don't Laugh at These, You Are Irony-Deficient...
The Irony Is Strong in These Photos...
This "Senior Prayer" Made Me Laugh My Butt Off!
A hilarious form of prayer by a senior who knows what she's talking about...
Have You Ever Wondered What Animals Look Like Pregnant?
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These 24 Funny Wild Animals Know When to Say Cheese!
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20 Terrible Translations That'll Make You Laugh!
Check out these 20 outrageously terrible translations that will make you laugh your head off!
Spooktacular Halloween Pranks That'll Have You Howling
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These Hilarious Pub Signs Are Enough to Tickle Your Fancy
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Simon's Cat: A Day in the Life of a Cat Owner
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15 Witty and Funny Marathon Signs That Made Us Chuckle
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These Hilarious Kids Were Left Unsupervised...
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