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Joke: An Old Man's Final Words

Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered: 

"I must tell you my greatest secret." 

His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.

 
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"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed. 

"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me.. 

...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'

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"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are... 

"And you know what?"

"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.

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"I'm not even thirsty!" 
 
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