Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:
"I must tell you my greatest secret."
His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.
"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed.
"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..
...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'
"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are...
"And you know what?"
"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.
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17 Street Signs That Will Make You Crow With Laughter
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These Cartoons Will Make You Laugh and Think...
This artist has an incredible knack for capturing the ironies and paradoxes arising from the use of technology in the modern world. View his illustrations here.
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14 Cat Fails That Definitely Won't Fail to Make You Laugh
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These One Frame Comics Are Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day
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If You Want the Truth, Read This Hilarious Dictionary
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18 Hilariously Weird Signs We Just Had to Share
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How the Heck Did They End Up Writing THAT?
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