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The Senior Alphabet Will Make You Laugh

 New Alphabet:

A is for apple, and B is for boat,

That used to be right, but now it won't float!

Age before beauty is what we once said,

But let's be a bit more realistic instead.

The Alphabet For Seniors: 


A's for arthritis

B's the bad back

C's the chest pains, perhaps car-di-ac?


D is for dental decay and decline

E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!

F is for fissures and fluid retention

G is for gas which I'd rather not mention


H is for high blood pressure - I'd rather it low

I for incisions with scars you can show.

J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend

K is for knees that crack when they bend.


L 's for libido, what happened to sex

M is for memory, I forget what comes next.

N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low

O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!


P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,

just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!

Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu

R is for reflux, one meal turns to two


S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears

T is for Tinnitus, bells in my ears!

U is for urinary, troubles with flow

V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know



W for worry, now what's going 'round

X is for X ray, and what might be found.

Y for another year I'm left here behind


Z is for zest I still have - in my mind! 

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