The second nun said, "I've found a marvelous invention called a condom which works really well for this problem. You just open the packet up, take out the condom, and put the cigarette butt in, roll it up, and dispose of it all later."
The first nun was quite impressed and asked where she could find them. "You get them at a drug store, sister. Just go and ask the pharmacist for them."
The next day the good sister went to the drug store and walked up to the counter. "Good morning, sister," the pharmacist said, "what can I do for you today?" "I'd like some condoms please," said the nun.
The pharmacist was a little taken aback, but recovered soon enough and asked, "How many boxes would you like? There are 12 to a box." "I'll take six boxes. That should last about a week," said the nun.
The pharmacist was truly flabbergasted by this time and was almost afraid to ask any more questions. But his professionalism prevailed and he asked in a clear voice. "Sister, what size condoms would you like? We have large, extra large, and the 'big liar' size."
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These 15 Bumper Stickers Are a Real Hoot!
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If You Don't Laugh at These, You Are Irony-Deficient...
The Irony Is Strong in These Photos...
These Funny Shop Signs Are Absolutely Outrageous!
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Hilarious: The Funniest Restaurant Names!
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Do You Need These Weird Toys? No, But They’re Here Anyway
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25 Pictures that Prove Photographers are Crazy!
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These Photos Prove Dogs Are The FUNNIEST Pets In Existence
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These One Liners Will Put a Smile on Your Face, Guaranteed!
A collection of crazy and unexpectedly hilarious jokes.
14 One Liners That You Can Use to Amuse!
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These hilarious one-panel comics perfectly illustrate the life of cats.
These Punny Illustrations Will Give You a Good Chuckle
Enjoy this collection of illustrated puns by artist Teo Zirinis.
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These ridiculously funny work fail pictures will have you laughing all day.
These Coffee Shop Customers Couldn't Believe Their Eyes...
This gag is going to make you wonder: Why aren't they gagging??
You Must See These Hilarious Airport Pick-Up Signs
Some people go a little overboard with their airport greetings.
The Most Hilarious Way of Learning to Play an Instrument!
Part comedy, part musical lesson, you'll laugh yourself silly with this video.
When Kid Photos Don't Come Out the Way You Hoped...
Click to see the outcome of kids who did not want to have their photos taken.
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These adorable pets know how to stay cool when the weather gets warm.
17 Unexpected Objects With Friendly Faces!
These smiling fungi and friendly dressers are here to lift your spirits!
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When people passed by, they saw a very strange sight
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The comedy of Rowan Atkinson like you've never seen him before - a full performance!
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In this classic skit, world famous conductor Andre Previn attempts to get Eric Morecambe to play Grieg's Piano Concerto. How will they get on?
Only Senior Citizens Can Relate to This Hilarious Advice
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The last thing you’d expect from a Burlesque act is two French men and a set of frying pans. This video is too hilarious not to watch.
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These Dogs' Funny Faces Made Me Laugh My Socks Off!
It's the simplest things in life that make me laugh. Like these 23 brilliant photos of dogs chasing treats! Priceless.