On average, women tend to outlive men. While experts put it down to biology, I beg to differ. What these experts ignore but every woman knows, is that men have a shorter lifespan because they tend to be… well… men.
Men don't put things away
They are overconfident in their abilities
They don't always think things through
They prefer to improvise at the wrong time
They don't always use the right tools
They're sure they'll be fine
They ignore written instructions
They forget how things work
They insist on fixing things on their own
Did I mention overconfident?
Sometimes, they're downright foolish
They support each other's "brilliant" ideas
Still not using the proper tools for the job
They're sure they know better
They think too far outside the box
They're even worse in a group
Another "brilliant" idea
Overconfidence, yet again
"Yeah, that'll hold"
"I can fix that"
"Who needs a special ladder?!"