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This is What Happens When you Take your Grandson on...

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard.
 
Joke: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
 
The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says: "Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole." The grandfather replies: "I'll bet you five dollars you can't. It's too wiggly and limp to put back in that little hole."
 
Joke: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
The little boy runs into the house and comes back out with a can of hairspray. He sprays the worm until it is straight and stiff as a board. Then he puts the worm back into the hole. The grandfather hands the little boy five dollars, grabs the hairspray, and runs into the house.
 
Joke: I Bet You Can't Put That Back In There!
 

Thirty minutes later the grandfather comes back out and hands the little boy another five dollars. The little boy says: "Grandpa, you already gave me five dollars."

The grandfather replies: "I know. That's from your grandma." 

 

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