I've often heard women complain about men having selective hearing, with men often being on the receiving end of a remark such as: “You only hear what you want to hear”. Men don't deny it, and so this, perhaps, is a valuable insight into how the male ears work. Guys - don't get mad, this is a joke and not intended to be taken seriously!
Read the what the woman said,
then click on the image to read what the man heard.
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