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A Million Years Aren't the Same To Me As They Are To You...

A man was taking it easy, lying on the grass and looking up at the clouds. He was identifying shapes when he decided to talk to God. 

 

Hilarious Joke: God's Frame of Reference

 

"God", he said, "How long is a million years?" 

God answered, "In my frame of reference, it's about a minute." 

The man asked, "God, how much is a million dollars?" 

God answered, "To Me, it's a dime." 

The man then asked, "God, can I have a dime?" 

"In a minute."

 

 

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