There was once a couple that had been married for 20 years. They had a fine love life, with one exception:
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the lights completely.
Well, at first it wasn't so annoying, but after so many years of marriage the wife felt it was foolish. She figured she would break him out of the crazy habit.
So one night, while they were in the middle of a romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down and saw her husband was holding a specially made pleasure device.
She got very angry.
"You impotent bastard!" she screamed at him.
"How could you have been lying to me all these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and said calmly:
"I'll explain the toy if you explain the kids."
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How Did This Japanese Woman Teach Her Dog to Whisper?
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These Talking Animal Cartoons Will Have You in Stitches
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Hilarious Fortune Cookie Messages to Make You Laugh
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These One Frame Comics Are Guaranteed To Brighten Your Day
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Funny: Best of Paranormal Pranks!
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Simon's Cat Leaves His Owner Out in the Cold!
Watch this latest Christmas Special episode of Simon's Cat.
Here's One Prank That's a Woman's Worst Nightmare!
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This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
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How the Heck Did They End Up Writing THAT?
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Hilarious: Grammar is a Funny Subject!
These grammar jokes will have you on the floor they are so ridiculous!
10 Minutes of the Funniest Food Pranks!
10 minutes of pure prank fun with food pranks by Just For Laughs.
Funny Time: Get Your Giggles Going and Laugh Out Loud
16 Pictures that will make you giggle and guffaw like a hyena!
These Dogs Clearly Overestimated Their Physical Abilities...
Watch the hilarious video collection of dogs who fail at being dogs.
12 Naughty Dogs Caught Being Cheeky While You Were Out
So this is what your dog is doing when he has the house to himself!
17 Street Signs That Will Make You Crow With Laughter
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Three Sly Phone Scams That Could Cost You Big Time...
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These Hotel Goofs Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
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Hilarious These Silly Signs Made Me Laugh!
19 funny signs that were written on purpose to be hilarious and witty.
Hilarious: A Punny Sign Collection!
What could be better than a mixture of funny signs and clever puns? If that sounds intriguing, you simply must check out these hilarious signs!
Classic Comedy: How NOT to Pick Up Women
This Carol Burnett classic comedy sketch is all about picking up women, but this guy doesn't have a clue.
These Coffee Shop Customers Couldn't Believe Their Eyes...
This gag is going to make you wonder: Why aren't they gagging??
Hilarious! Mr Bean Wreaks Havoc at the School Open Day
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some funny sayings with a something for everyone.
These Funny Signs Excel At Stating the Obvious...
Some signs that you come across in life literally leave you scratching your head. Their messages are so obvious that they beggar belief. Take a look.
Hilarious: When It's Just Not Your Day...
These photos show spectacularly awful things that can happen to anyone. Let’s hope there was someone to give them a big hug afterwards.
In the Mood for a Good Laugh? Take a Look at These Photos
From a deer being interviewed to a waterproof laptop, this list has got it all!
20 Funny Quotes for All the Introverts Out There
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18 Funny Animal Pics That'll Give You Some Cheer!
Here is a collection of some adorably funny animals being silly and cute at the same time.
These “Police Officers” Have a Great Sense of Humor
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Hilarious! Here Are 15 Animals Having a Really Bad Day...
Humans aren't the only ones who can have a really bad day every once in a while, and these 15 hilarious photos prove it!
14 Crazy Things That Could Only Happen in One Country...
14 photos of things that you could only find in Russia. These will bring a smile to your face.
Some Animals are True Comedians...
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Wives of Rival Politicians Fight on the Carol Burnett Show
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This Prank is Something Quite Magical!
A levitating woman is rudely interrupted by a kid... hilarious!