Nearing the end of a hard life, old Ed was surrounded by his loved ones. As he sensed his final moment was approaching, he gathered all his strength and whispered:
"I must tell you my greatest secret."
His family members were all ears, and urged him to go on.
"Before I got married, I had it all," explained Ed.
"Fast cars, cute girls, and plenty of money. But a good friend warned me..
...‘Get married and start a family. Otherwise, no-one will be there to give you a glass of water to drink when you're on your deathbed.'
"So I took his advice. I traded the girls for a wife, beer for baby food. I sold my Ferrari and invested in college funds. And now here we are...
"And you know what?"
"What?" Whispered the fascinated members of his family.
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This Joke Starts With a Greedy Man...
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19 Classical Art Memes Guaranteed to Leave You in Splits
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This Simon's Cat Collection is All You Need for Smile Today!
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These 24 Funny Wild Animals Know When to Say Cheese!
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This Prank is Something Quite Magical!
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These Funny Cartoons Are Guaranteed to Make You Smile
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These Witty Signboards Will Make Certainly You Chuckle
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These Truly Outrageous Sights Can Only be Found in Russia!
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George Carlin Had a Funny Way of Telling the Truth!
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Cats Have An Innate Ability to Be Really Naughty..
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These Are the Funniest Signs I've Seen in a While...
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Classic Comedy: Mr. Bean At the Restaurant
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These Hilarious Signs Were Totally Unnecessary
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Hilarious: Who Needs a Truck When You Can Have a Motorcycle
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HILARIOUS: These Pets are Real Drama Queens!
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Hilarious! Buying a Bed Takes Some Thought...(RUDE)
When an attractive customer needs convincing about a certain bed, the salesman can't believe his luck!
Mrs Brown Does a Hilarious Strip Tease - for the Vicar!
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These Witty Rejoinders Just Gave Me a Sardonic Smile
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Hilarious: These Silly Signs Will Lift Your Spirits!
Check out this collection of ridiculously funny signs that will make you chuckle and brighten your day.
Only Mr. Bean Can Make a Picnic Hilarious
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This is What Happens When Translations Go Wrong...
These examples of translated English didn't quite turn out as intended, with hilarious results!
Classic Comedy: Lucy and the Chocolate Factory
One of the most famous, and funniest, Lucy moments of all time!
17 Street Signs That Will Make You Crow With Laughter
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How a Golden Retriever Stole the Show & Won My Heart!
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This is What Happens When You Try and Fix it Yourself!
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Hysterical - Wild Animals Being Real Comedians!
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These Geriatric Cartoons Will Make You Laugh Out Loud
These just made me laugh myself silly, but I must admit, they're quite true!
These Witty Responses to Public Notices are Hilarious
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Can You Watch This Entire Video Without Laughing?
From guilty dogs, to funny cat fails, monkeys, funny squirrels, horses and so on. Take a look at this hilarious compilation:
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Don't Forget Your Hands - Hilarious Gag
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Only in Canada: 18 Pics That Perfectly Describe the Place!
There really is no other place like Canada, and these pictures prove it.
These Birds Have Gone Crazy! Somebody Stop Them!
Enjoy this hilarious collection of the funniest bird videos.
Lost in Translation: 15 Hilarious Language Fails
When translations from foreign languages into English go wrong, apart from being almost incomprehensible, the results are often outrageously hilarious!
Want a Laugh? Try These Witty Lines!
The best jokes and phrases are the ones that completely catch us off guard. Here are 14 very witty and unpredictable jokes and phrases.