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Joke: The Alphabet of Marriage

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her husband to describe her. 
He looked at her carefully, then said, "You are  A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K." 
"What does that mean?" she asked suspiciously. 

He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous and Hot!"
 couple joke

She beamed at him happily and said: "Oh, that's so lovely! But what about I, J and K?"

"I'm Just Kidding!"


(The swelling in his eye is going down and the doctors are fairly optimistic about saving his genitals).


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