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You Keep on Smoking and Drinking - Time For a Lesson!

A husband was addicted to smoking and drinking.

Hilarious: The Effects of Smoking and Drinking

One day, his wife got so angry that she told him: “If you keep on smoking, all of your intestines will fall out.”

Her husband didn’t believe her, so he kept on smoking and drinking just like he always did.


Hilarious: The Effects of Smoking and Drinking

His wife was determined to prove herself right, so one day she went out early in the morning and bought some big intestines. She stuffed them in her husband’s underwear as he slept.

A short while later, he woke up, let out a huge scream, and then fell silent for the next 30 minutes.

 

Hilarious: The Effects of Smoking and DrinkingAfter another 30 minutes of silence, he comes downstairs, sweating profusely.

“What happened?” asked the wife.

“You were right. My intestines did come out, but don’t worry honey - after a lot of work, I finally managed to push them back in.”

 

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